{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-deck","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNational bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, presents a life-changing* deck of hilariously realistic affirmation cards that offer guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e*your results may vary\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. Use these affirmation cards to find clear-eyed, realistic inspiration and motivation to cut through the bullshit, get things done, or don't. Select a card daily, weekly, or moment-by-moment as the need arises, for such guidance as:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou will get through this, I promise you. \/ You don’t really have a choice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are good enough. \/ Not the best, but you’ll do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWherever you go, there you are. \/ The same bundle of neuroses, just in a different location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a break but can’t get away? \/ Go on a spiral.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMove the fuck on already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CHRONICLE BOOKS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48683519410413,"sku":"1123483187","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0355\/7844\/5959\/files\/DisappointingAffirmationsDeck_9bffbc10-6c17-4fc2-840f-08daa2b8070a.webp?v=1764180427","url":"https:\/\/shoppennypost.mom\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-deck","provider":"Penny Post, Alexandria VA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}